Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Thought this was awesome- better when read out loud though

I hadn't heard this one before. Elder Tingey shared this joke at Sunday's Fireside. It was pretty funny because he didn't read it like a joke and it just kept getting better and better with every line. Hope you enjoy it.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned on staying in the same motel where they had spent their honeymoon 30 years before. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who suffered a heart attack.The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to family. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is hot down here!!!!!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Funny Thing I Just Discovered

When I was puppy sitting Galvin over Christmas break, I knew I knew of him since he was started in the Roseburg club and I was there about the time he arrived. But I didn't think I had ever met him. Just now I was looking through old posts and apparently in June I threatened to steal him because he was so cute.

LOL. I am such a space cadet sometimes.

So, for Valentine's Day, I served the food at a wedding. How's that for lame?
Happy Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Poor Me

My blog is proof that I have an incredibly boring life. I always think about posting and then I'm like "what will I say?"

I have a statistics test I have to take by tomorrow (yikes!). I'm worried . . .

As soon as I'm done I'm celebrating. I don't know how, but I'll figure it out. Then I have a Book of Mormon midterm, but umm, it's the Book of Mormon; pretty sure I can handle it. And then no more tests for like three weeks. I don't know how that worked out but I'm not complaining.

Other than that, not much is happening. I've made the decision that when I come back in the Fall I plan on staying until December of next year (including taking classes spring and summer of 2009) so I can graduate when I had planned on (since I'm not staying this summer like I had originally thought, it set me back a bit). I should be able to do it if I carefully watch what I spend and save all the extra to pay for myself those two terms (since financial aid only covers two semesters).

About the only thing in my life that ever changes is the novels I read for fun when I finish one every two or three days.

That seriously is the update on my super exciting life. Pathetic I realize, but I take some hope in the fact that many college students have supremely monotonous lives.